The best of
HUMP!


The dirty film festival
curated by Dan Savage



Since 2005, the HUMP! Film Festival has challenged ordinary people from all over the Pacific Northwest to become temporary porn-stars by making their very own five-minute dirty movies for a chance to win big cash prizes. And they did not disappoint! The resulting short films run the gamut of sexual styles: straight, gay, lesbian, transgender... every color in the sexual rainbow. Created and performed by sex-positive people just like you, HUMP! films are sexy, funny, thought-provoking, artistic, outrageous, and oh so real. Now, we're bringing the very best of HUMP! to your town! See 18 of the hottest HUMP! films in action. They'll make you laugh, squeal, and marvel at the broad (and creative) range of human sexuality. It's the best of HUMP! You'll be glad you came.

It's the Sexiest, Funnest, Most Creative Dirty Movie Fest in the World... HUMP!

Since 2005, the HUMP! Film Festival has challenged ordinary people from all over the Pacific Northwest to become temporary porn-stars by making their very own five-minute dirty movies for a chance to win big cash prizes. And they did not disappoint! The resulting short films run the gamut of sexual styles: straight, gay, lesbian, transgender... every color in the sexual rainbow. Created and performed by sex-positive people just like you, HUMP! films are sexy, funny, thought-provoking, artistic, outrageous, and oh so real. Now, we're bringing the very best of HUMP! to your town! See 18 of the hottest HUMP! films in action. They'll make you laugh, squeal, and marvel at the broad (and creative) range of human sexuality. It's the best of HUMP! You'll be glad you came.



The Films


Butthole Lickin - 2008  To kiss or not to kiss? That is the question two women must explore after one rims the other. Lesbian processing has never looked so good.

Cyclust - 2009  A lesbian love-and-lust story told in still images. "Best lesbian sex scene in Hump ever," said one jury member. "Totally sweet and really hot - proves that you don't need a dude, a strap-on, or a traffic cone to make hot lesbian porn."

Twincest - 2010  Nothing like a good song 'n' dance number about twin sibling incest to cleanse the palate!

Miller's Daughter - 2011  Why is this gorgeous, Super 8 animated film, starring some shexy-shexy cutout silhouette figures in HUMP! and not the National Archives? Probably something about the blow jobs.

Porn All The Time - 2013  A rap song/video about excessive porn intake. Dan Savage is still walking around humming this tune!

Humparaoke - 2014  Attractive people sing karaoke and somehow end up in a big, naked shower orgy lip-synching into a Hitachi Magic Wand!

The Grocer - 2014  The triumph of cinematic kink has forever changed how several thousand humans view grapes and carrots - and won these filmmakers the 2014 Hump award for Best Kink.

Art Primo - 2013  This beautifully shot film features a group of stunning women, nudity, sweat, and some playful slapping — an amazing slice of all women erotica, and a favorite with HUMP! audiences!

EdenXXX - 2012  Years' worth of home video footage from two massively horny Burners condensed into two unforgettable minutes of furry hats, glitter, and blowjobs galore.

Rube - 2014  A book called Rube, plus a handful of LUBE, triggers a chain reaction you won't believe.

FUCK - 2013  Fuck, a moving and erotic spoken-word monologue filmed in black and white.

Beethoven's Stiff - 2013  While a penis conducts Beethoven's Fifth, a Vagina plays a French Horn. This is precisely what would happen if your genitals dedicated themselves to classical music.

Bedtime Stories - 2013  Imagine what it would look like if classic tales like "Goldilocks and the Three Bears" were reenacted by… you know, the other kind of bears. The kind with erections!

Anal Alley - 2013  A late night television infomercial for a butt plug bowling set that makes good and dirty use of all three extra credit props in the 2013 HUMP! festival: butt plugs, bowling pins, and Hillary Clinton!

The Glory Hole - 2014  Winner of the 2014 Best in Show award. This heartwarming new porno classic-based on a true "met-not-so-cute" story-dazzled HUMP! audiences more than any other film, and earned its makers a glamorous $5,000 cash prize!

The Caller, Part 2 - 2014  Why order a pizza when you can call a sex worker?

No Artificial Sweeteners - 2014  Tattooed lady has dinner party and serves too much wine, causing non tattooed guy to spend night on couch, only to be awakened with black coffee and a dizzying amount of hot hetro sex!

Cinderfella - 2014  One of the world's best loved fairy tales gets a magical, sparkly, ass-eating makeover…

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2015 Tour Dates

Chicago

Friday

April 17

Music Box Theater
3733 N Southport Ave
Chicago, IL 60613

Saturday

April 18

Music Box Theater
3733 N Southport Ave
Chicago, IL 60613

Cleveland

Saturday

April 25


Hosted by
Dan Savage!

Cleveland Cinematheque
11141 East Boulevard
Cleveland, OH 44106

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Seattle

Thursday

April 30


Hosted by
Dan Savage!

SIFF Cinema Uptown
511 Queen Anne Avenue North
Seattle, WA 98109

Friday

May 01


Hosted by
Dan Savage!

SIFF Cinema Uptown
511 Queen Anne Avenue North
Seattle, WA 98109

Saturday

May 02


Hosted by
Dan Savage!

SIFF Cinema Uptown
511 Queen Anne Avenue North
Seattle, WA 98109

Eugene

Saturday

May 09

Bijou Art Cinema
492 E 13th Ave
Eugene, OR 97401

Portland

Thursday

May 14

Cinema 21
616 NW 21st Ave
Portland, OR 97209

Friday

May 15

Cinema 21
616 NW 21st Ave
Portland, OR 97209

Saturday

May 16

Cinema 21
616 NW 21st Ave
Portland, OR 97209

Brooklyn

Thursday

June 25

The Wythe Hotel
80 Wythe Ave
Brooklyn, NY 11249

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Friday

August 28

Roulette
509 Atlantic Ave
Brooklyn, NY 11217

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Saturday

August 29

Roulette
509 Atlantic Ave
Brooklyn, NY 11217

Vancouver

Friday

September 18

Rio Theatre
1660 E Broadway
Vancouver, BC

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Saturday

September 19

Rio Theatre
1660 E Broadway
Vancouver, BC

Denver

Friday

October 16


Hosted by
Dan Savage!

The Oriental Theater
4333 W 44th Ave
Denver, CO 80212

Saturday

October 17


Hosted by
Dan Savage!

The Oriental Theater
4333 W 44th Ave
Denver, CO 80212

More Dates Soon...

  • Washington DC
  • Bend
  • Pittsburgh
  • Austin
  • Minneapolis

Dan pictured with one of the many extra credit props found in Hump!

Dan Savage


Dan Savage curates Hump! Savage writes the internationally syndicated relationship and sex advice column Savage Love and the podcast Savage Lovecast.