The best of
HUMP!


The dirty film festival
curated by Dan Savage



Since 2005 the HUMP! Film Festival has challenged ordinary people from all over the Pacific Northwest to become temporary, weekend porn stars-by making their very own five-minute dirty movies for a chance to win big cash prizes! And they did not disappoint! The resulting short films run the gamut of sexual styles: straight, gay, lesbian, transgender... every color in the sexual rainbow... and some we never knew existed. HUMP! films are funny, thought-provoking, sad, artistic, outrageous, and almost overwhelmingly sexy-because they're real. And they're real because they were created and performed by sex-positive people, just like YOU. That's why we're bringing the very best of HUMP! to your town! See 20 of the hottest HUMP films in action... they'll make you laugh, squeal, and marvel at the broad (and creative) range of human sexuality. It's the HUMP! Tour 2014! And you're going to have a blast.

It's the Sexiest, Funnest, Most Creative Dirty Movie Fest in the World... HUMP!

Since 2005 the HUMP! Film Festival has challenged ordinary people from all over the Pacific Northwest to become temporary, weekend porn stars-by making their very own five-minute dirty movies for a chance to win big cash prizes! And they did not disappoint! The resulting short films run the gamut of sexual styles: straight, gay, lesbian, transgender... every color in the sexual rainbow... and some we never knew existed. HUMP! films are funny, thought-provoking, sad, artistic, outrageous, and almost overwhelmingly sexy-because they're real. And they're real because they were created and performed by sex-positive people, just like YOU. That's why we're bringing the very best of HUMP! to your town! See 15 of the hottest HUMP films in action... they'll make you laugh, squeal, and marvel at the broad (and creative) range of human sexuality. It's the HUMP! Tour 2014! And you're going to have a blast.



The Films


Queer Safari - 2007  The runaway audience favorite of Hump 3, Queer Safari featured a huge troop of actors, the biggest dick in this year's festival, and an absolutely hilarious script. A Steve Irwin-style adventurer enters Woodland Park with only a picture of his wife, his wits, and his cameraman to protect him. There he encounters the Pacific Northwest's largest glory hole, roaring bears, roaming packs of endangered twinks, lurking dudes, and dancing fag hags. Queer Safari ends with a Blair Witch parody that, amazingly, wasn't tired at all thanks to the filmmakers creativity and their actors' willingness to take risks - and, uh, the biggest cock in this year's Hump.

Butthole Lickin - 2008  To kiss or not to kiss? That is the question two women must explore after one rims the other. Lesbian processing has never looked so good.

Beyond Gay - 2009  A hard-up lesbian and a frustrated gay man reach across - and under - a sexual and cultural divide that many thought couldn't be bridged. It was a Hump first in 2009.

Cyclust - 2009  A lesbian love-and-lust story told in still images. "Best lesbian sex scene in Hump ever," said one jury member. "Totally sweet and really hot - proves that you don't need a dude, a strap-on, or a traffic cone to make hot lesbian porn."

Twincest - 2010  Nothing like a good song 'n' dance number about twin sibling incest to cleanse the palate!

Miller's Daughter - 2011  Why is this gorgeous, Super 8 animated film, starring some shexy-shexy cutout silhouette figures in HUMP! and not the National Archives? Probably something about the blow jobs.

Porn All The Time - 2013  A rap song/video about excessive porn intake. Dan Savage is still walking around humming this tune!

FUCK - 2013  Fuck, a moving and erotic spoken-word monologue filmed in black and white.

Art Primo - 2013  This beautifully shot film features a group of stunning women, nudity, sweat, and some playful slapping-an amazing slice of all women erotica, and a favorite with HUMP! audiences!

Beethoven's Stiff - 2013  While a penis conducts Beethoven's Fifth, a Vagina plays a French Horn. This is precisely what would happen if your genitals dedicated themselves to classical music.

Bedtime Stories - 2013  Imagine what it would look like if classic tales like "Goldilocks and the Three Bears" were reenacted by… you know, the other kind of bears. The kind with erections!

Anal Alley - 2013  A late night television infomercial for a butt plug bowling set that makes good and dirty use of all three extra credit props in the 2013 HUMP! festival: butt plugs, bowling pins, and Hillary Clinton!

The Glory Hole - 2014  Winner of the 2014 Best in Show award. This heartwarming new porno classic-based on a true "met-not-so-cute" story-dazzled HUMP! audiences more than any other film, and earned its makers a glamorous $5,000 cash prize!

The Caller, Part 2 - 2014  Why order a pizza when you can call a sex worker?

No Artificial Sweeteners - 2014  Tattooed lady has dinner party and serves too much wine, causing non tattooed guy to spend night on couch, only to be awakened with black coffee and a dizzying amount of hot hetro sex!

Cinderfella - 2014  One of the world's best loved fairy tales gets a magical, sparkly, ass-eating makeover…


Tour Dates


San Francisco

2/ 25/ 2015

Roxie Theater
3117 16th St
San Francisco, CA 94103
Hosted by Dan Savage

San Francisco

2/ 26/ 2015

Roxie Theater
3117 16th St
San Francisco, CA 94103
Hosted by Dan Savage

San Francisco

2/ 27/ 2015

Roxie Theater
3117 16th St
San Francisco, CA 94103
Hosted by Dan Savage

San Francisco

2/ 28/ 2015

Roxie Theater
3117 16th St
San Francisco, CA 94103
Hosted by Dan Savage

More Dates Soon...

  • Madison, WI
  • Chicago
  • Washington DC
  • Boston
  • Seattle
  • Portland
  • Bend
  • Pittsburgh
  • Vancouver BC
  • Austin
  • Minneapolis

Dan Savage


Dan Savage curates Hump! Savage writes the internationally syndicated relationship and sex advice column Savage Love and the podcast Savage Lovecast.